Turkey-Killers for Palin '12?

There aren't many things that could make Sarah Palin look worse. After the Katie Couric trainwreck, the Africa-is-a-country incident, and the overwhelmingly negative opinions of her espoused by most of the mainstream media, Sarah Palin should be dead in the water. Yet, two weeks after the election, she remains at the heart of one of the most surreal and, frankly, frightening factions within the ailing Republican party. Here she is in her home state of Alaska conducting one of the most...interesting...interviews I've ever seen:

Happy Thanksgiving!

On a different note, I can't help but notice that more and more people are starting to visit our lovely corner of the internets...at least "more" when compared to "none". If you're here and you have anything to say, don't hesitate to leave a comment; if you have no feelings whatsoever, you are, in fact, a robot. (Don't be afraid to post the occasional penis joke...but seriously...)

Oh..Hi...George

While traveling through the tubes of the internet I stumbled across this video and decided it was worth sharing. Its actually pretty unbelievable. I watched it twice, just to make sure it was real, and sadly, it is. Its only a minute long, so I wont bother wasting any more time with a description.

The first winner of the entry-level poLOLitics lol-rating, president George W. Bush:

Oh...Hi...George

This video is awarded a:

Bill O'Rofl

A self described 'political traditionalist,' Bill O'Rofl was born in 1949, hosting one of his first shows on WNEP-TV in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He has been an asshole ever since. Bill O'Rofl's popular cable news show, the O'Reilly Factor, airs daily on FoXx N3wz and is full of the usual xenophobia, overt racism and sexism that is expected of any 'traditionalist' pundit. He is however, considered our lowest rating on the lol-scale because lets face it...the guy is a joke.


After watching this video, I wasn't sure at first if I should laugh or cry. But after some serious thought, I decided it was time to laugh. He really does look like 'the most unpopular kid in highschool.' All he needed was a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe and it would've been perfect. Also, notice how he has perfected the stare-down-at-my-shoes awkward conversation tactic.

P.S - Wtf Rick Sanchez two days in a row. Seriously, a complete coincidence.

This Just In: America Has a Muslim President (And that's a sin against the lord!)

Pastor Mark Hollick, of Spirit One Christian Center in Wichita, Kansas, believes that Americans need to wake up and realize that we have a Muslim president! And that's...forbidden by god!!!! He defends his claim in the link provided below, getting owned by, of all people, Rick Sanchez.

Mark Hollick and The "One Way Wall"


This post is also the first of a very important series brought to you by poLOLitics! We will be starting our very own poLoLitics rating scale, to help you understand whether or not you should be laughing at certain things in the media. Today's video has earned the modest rating of:

Sean Hilarity

Sean Hilarity has been blessing the airwaves of American punditry since 1989, where he had his first radio talk show at UC Santa Barbara. He co-hosts a show on (of all places) FoxXx N3wz called Hilarity and Colmes which regularly features Sean spewing misleading rhetoric, patriotic overkill, and irrationality which Alan Colmes counters by consistently being Sean Hilarity's bitch.

With his steadfast commitment to irrationality and his audacious just-below-the-surface racism, the Pastor brings to mind the almost awesome commitment that Sean Hilarity has to being a giant douche. Congratz Pastor Hollick, you're our first winner!!