Planned Parenthood's "Gift of Death"

According to a recent Washington Time's editorial piece, this year for the holiday season Planned Parenthood will be giving away the 'gift of death.' The gruesome gift comes in the form of a sinister $25 voucher that can be applied to medical examinations, insurance copays and medication. According to the Washington Times, these vouchers are nothing more than a nefarious plot on the part of the evil Planned Parenthood to provide "economic incentive to choose death rather than to choose life."

The piece goes on to provide insightful and eye-opening information on the issue of women's health:

Women do not need Planned Parenthood for their basic health care. And the vouchers are not lifesaving, they are political instruments of the pro-choice movement. More importantly, contraception and abortion are not forms of "health care": They are lifestyle choices with life-altering consequences.

Apparently contraception (E.g - A condom) that may prevent sexually transmitted diseases or unwanted pregnancies is not a form of health care. Neither is an abortion in the case of an unwanted or accidental pregnancy. Thanks for clearing that one up Washington Times.

The article ends with this condemnation:

Shame on Planned Parenthood for granting death certificates. The organization fails to grasp the meaning of life, let alone the spirit of the holiday season.

It is with great disgust and with a little bit of sad amusement that I announce the first ever winner of poLOLitics' highest ranking award, the:

Ann LOLter

Arguably one of the most disgusting and bigoted people in the mainstream media today, Ann LOLter has the distinguished honor of holding poLOLitics' highest lol-scale rating. The Ann LOLter is reserved for those very special instances where someone displays a complete lack of understanding of reality and is in fact just downright appalling. Some of Ann LOLter's greatest hits include: "I think our motto should be, post-9-11: raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences." And who could forget: "If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women."

Congratulations to the Washington Times for progressing sexist and anti-civil rights doctrines! May they continue to so bravely protect the holiday spirit!

Pregame

Just a very interesting article I stumbled upon...an interesting view on where the left is, where it seems to be headed, and whether the trend is constructive or damaging.

The New New Left?

We're working on a couple things that will be actual, substantial and - gasp - possibly LOLworthy; we'll probably be posting these sometime tonight. If you happen to wander by and are intrigued by what you read, spread it to your friends; talk about it and leave some raucous comments. It'll be fun, I promise.



Black Hole Caww has the day off.

Bill KristLOL Is At It Again!!

Conservative pundit and editor of The Weekly Standard, Bill Kristol, has recently published an article that is well...hilarious. He portends that not only has the Bush administration made the world a much safer place and that the 'war on terror' has been handled well, but anyone who has any hand in doing so should be given the Medal of Freedom. (More on the Bush Administration's failed policy in Kevin's latest post before this one.)

Bill Kristol: "Before He Goes"

A few key excerpts:

"Bush should consider pardoning--and should at least be vociferously praising--everyone who served in good faith in the war on terror, but whose deeds may now be susceptible to demagogic or politically inspired prosecution by some seeking to score political points."

"The CIA agents who waterboarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, and the NSA officials who listened in on phone calls from Pakistan, should not have to worry about legal bills or public defamation. In fact, Bush might want to give some of these public servants the Medal of Freedom at the same time he bestows the honor on Generals Petraeus and Odierno. They deserve it."

For his intelligence and amazing patriotism, Bill Kristol receives his own personal rank on the poLOLitics LOLscale:

Bill KristLOL

Known for his douchebaggery and inane commentary on FoXx N3wz, The Weekly Standard, and the New York Times, Bill KristLOL has been making bold and idiotic statements since he entered this life, 55 long years ago. Most famously, Bill KristLOL, an ardent supporter of the war in Iraq, predicted in 2003 that the Iraq war would cost 'no more than $200 billion' (It costs nearly $1 trillion so far.) And in March 2005, two years after the U.S began the Iraq war: 'We'll be vindicated when we discover the weapons of mass destruction.' John Stewart of the Daily Show, hit the nail on the head when, in January 2008, he asked: "Oh Bill Kristol, are you ever right?" So far, not once.

Congratulations to Bill KristLOL on earning his first poLOLitics award! You'll notice that I haven't really provided any detailed commentary on the article. There is a reason for that. I'd like to write less initially, and see what you guys think. That way we can foster more of a friendly back and forth. Think that Billy didn't deserve the award? Am I being unfair? Share your thoughts in a comment below!