The piece goes on to provide insightful and eye-opening information on the issue of women's health:
Women do not need Planned Parenthood for their basic health care. And the vouchers are not lifesaving, they are political instruments of the pro-choice movement. More importantly, contraception and abortion are not forms of "health care": They are lifestyle choices with life-altering consequences.
Apparently contraception (E.g - A condom) that may prevent sexually transmitted diseases or unwanted pregnancies is not a form of health care. Neither is an abortion in the case of an unwanted or accidental pregnancy. Thanks for clearing that one up Washington Times.
The article ends with this condemnation:
Shame on Planned Parenthood for granting death certificates. The organization fails to grasp the meaning of life, let alone the spirit of the holiday season.
It is with great disgust and with a little bit of sad amusement that I announce the first ever winner of poLOLitics' highest ranking award, the:
Arguably one of the most disgusting and bigoted people in the mainstream media today, Ann LOLter has the distinguished honor of holding poLOLitics' highest lol-scale rating. The Ann LOLter is reserved for those very special instances where someone displays a complete lack of understanding of reality and is in fact just downright appalling. Some of Ann LOLter's greatest hits include: "I think our motto should be, post-9-11: raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences." And who could forget: "If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women."
Congratulations to the Washington Times for progressing sexist and anti-civil rights doctrines! May they continue to so bravely protect the holiday spirit!
