Tuesday, 10 April 2012

BREAKING: Obama MISSES Multiple 3 Pointers

In what some are saying might be the most damning footage for this year's upcoming presidential election - Barack Obama, president of the United States, proceeds to miss shot after shot from the three point line.

The story goes even deeper though; if you watch carefully, you'll notice that President Obama *never* retrieves his own ball. He just has one of his socialist henchmen pass him another and another from some seemingly never-ending supply of basketballs.

His political opponents are expected exploit this major weakness; Mitt Romney is rumored to have offered to carry his own golf clubs for the back nine this weekend in a display of solidarity with working-class golfers.

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