Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Rick Santorum Is Out!


Rick Santorum, everybody's favorite total and utter douche bag has finally admitted that it is entirely impossible for him to win the Republican nomination for the presidency and will be 'suspending' his campaign.

This is a sad day for anyone who follows politics, as Rick Santorum is widely regarded as the gift that keeps on giving. A never ending fountain of asshattery and bigotry.

Let us recap just a few of his gems:

Rick Santorum Tries To Ban Porn

Rick Santorum's a 'google problem'

Rick Santorum doesn't like blac...blah people

Rick Santorum explains why the Netherlands is a death-worshipping hellscape

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