Saturday, 22 November 2008

Turkey-Killers for Palin '12?

There aren't many things that could make Sarah Palin look worse. After the Katie Couric trainwreck, the Africa-is-a-country incident, and the overwhelmingly negative opinions of her espoused by most of the mainstream media, Sarah Palin should be dead in the water. Yet, two weeks after the election, she remains at the heart of one of the most surreal and, frankly, frightening factions within the ailing Republican party. Here she is in her home state of Alaska conducting one of the most...interesting...interviews I've ever seen:

Happy Thanksgiving!

On a different note, I can't help but notice that more and more people are starting to visit our lovely corner of the internets...at least "more" when compared to "none". If you're here and you have anything to say, don't hesitate to leave a comment; if you have no feelings whatsoever, you are, in fact, a robot. (Don't be afraid to post the occasional penis joke...but seriously...)

4 comments:

Unknown said...

hey boys (boy?), love the blog. did you read about how the whole "sarah palin thinks africas a country' thing was not so real? but i guess that sad part is that everyone believed it.... everyone here loves obama by the way. did you know that he's actually an arab? true story. love,
clara

C B Chancellor said...

Personally, I am all for Sarah Palin. Before you jump off your horses yelling, "hang on there pardner!" let me explain...
We all know that the point of living is to be happy, right? My question to you is this: How the hell does modern day science, geography, and liberalism make us happy? It is a common known fact that creationism makes much more logical sense than "Kevin" evolving from a monkey (actually, that's not too far-fetched..)And don't forget that the theory of evolution is leading to the study of DNA. What does DNA lead to? Zombies. That's right my friends, Obama actually wants zombies to take over the world. All that genetic manipulation and shit... don't even get me started on stem cell research. Oh, and who cares about Africa, that country or continent, or island, or whatever? That whole country is just full of AIDS, and AIDS surely wouldn't affect us if we would just teach abstinence in schools. Teenagers wouldn't have all that sex unless we teach them about condoms and other evil nonsense...
Rousseau argues that freedom of expression and thought doesn't necessarily promote happiness. He actually argues that many advances in science and technology have created more unhappiness, and who would argue with Rousseau? So the next time you go and bash Sarah Palin, just remember, she is willing to suppress the evil in our country.

Remember 1865. The South will rise again. Peace out bitches.

Greemur said...

To be completely culturally insensitive and politically incorrect for just a second; this is a total LOLocaust! But in all seriousness, who can't appreciate a woman who is willing to idly stand by as they "shore up" some turkeys to bleed during her interview. Of course some might say that this is simply "raining in" nonsense and she is nothing more then a dumb hick who only knows a few key phrases that prove she is in fact, not a "maverick", but I beg to differ. I think shes actually just Dick Cheney in disguise. Just look at the facts; Both are Neo-Realists, both can't hold a conversation any better than an Alzheimer patient, they both are robots, both suckled off the teet of George Bush for life power, and they both have the letter "i" in their names. Coincidence...I think not

Louis said...

I couldn't agree more with Jason; Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney do have the letter I in their name. Someone needs to look into that further...